ASK ZEN
No Lord Zen was written for this issue. I was watching Star Trek VI

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HIGH LORD ZEN
Once again I sit on the eve of my deadline (I really must outlaw their existence and damn to hell anyone who even thinks about them one of these days) with nothing but a blank screen to show for it. I must once again delve deep into the darkness that I playfully […]

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OH GOD! IT’S CULTURE!!!
For all you poets out there, how’s this:
Tonight I feel pain
I don’t know why? I only hurt.
The pain grows without release
The great editor in the sky mentions me going ballistic.
It isn’t me he should worry about. It’s pain.
My Black Soul is a sponge for the stuff.
Wallowing in it giving […]

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ASK ZEN
I normally hate to discuss real issues but tonight I have no choice. I was at a floor meeting and it was mentioned that our RD has a policy, this policy goes something like this: If anybody rips holes in our furniture, she will lock our lounge and kitchen barring us from […]

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ASK ZEN
Missing

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CAST OF CHARACTERS (in order of appearance)

Sir High Lord Zen
Todd Kusterer

High Lord Bob
Ran a newspaper on 6th that was shut down; Todd Lawson

Man in Black
Lee Randazzo

Clothesless (sort of) Resident
Unknown

Lady of the Loft
Missy Humber

Robespierre
Unknown

Kristin
Herself

Saima
Herself

Demonsthenes
Erin Copeland

Al G. and Tipper
Amy Vines and Kathleen Smith

Leonard Louse
Unknown

Rael
Unknown

HH
Unknown

A Reader
Unknown

Floppy Disks
Unknown

Unidentified Friend
Kevin Grobman

Cyrstal Nymph
Rhonda Hughlett

Dani
Daniell Towne

Orgasmic
Unknown

John
Unknown

Hughes Dudette
Unknown

Vampiric Nymph
Dani Gero

Bible Thumper
Unknown

New Secretary
Rony Ron

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