Course Description for COM 666 - Principles of Intoxication
This was apparently hacked into a Purdue class catalogue and it
wasn’t caught until too late. The person who sent this to me swears
she’s got the catalogue . . .
Course Description for COM 666 - Principles of Intoxication
Prerequesites: Receive a failing grade in 2 of the following: COM 114,
COM 204, COM 250, COM 300, COM 318
OR
take any one of the above more than three times.
Instructor: Professor “Uncle” Charlie Stewart
Description: The course focuses on Intoxication and how it relates to
other communication classes at Purdue. Topics include: Stripping in
front of crowds while drunk, passing out from intoxication before your
roommate and his girlfriend make too much “late night noise,” how to
avoid “beer goggling” (ie. I knew she was ugly, I just didn’t care
anymore), how to hold conversations with loved ones while getting/
being intoxicated, jumping off balconies without killing yourself or
breaking grills on the first floor, ignoring those annoying friends
who tell you that you can’t handle your liquor (there’s a test on this
one), missing exams and quizzes due to weekday parties, walking to
your significant other’s residence while too drunk to see, how to
drink anything with alcohol in it, getting alcohol for free, and how
to avoid preforming bodily functions in the wrong places.
The grading scale is based on the average BAC you maintain during the
class (0.4 gets you a 4.0, 0.3 gets you a 3.0, etc.). Best of all it’s
a 12 credit hour course, with all lab materials supplied, if you know
what we mean.