Virtual Illusions

I got this from a friend of a friend at Catholic University in D.C., who said this exchange is
true.

The letter to dad:

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o
if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to
hear from you.

Love,

Your $on.

The Reply:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are
eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the
pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad

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