Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Kicks Star Trek’s Ass
December 23rd, 2001
Contributed by Mohamed Ismail
- In Star Wars, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on “stun”.
- The Enterprise needs a big engineering section with an
anti-matter unit and normally requires a large crew to go into
warp. The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with just
R2-D2 and a Wookie. - After resisting torture from an Imperial interrogation droid
and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and
desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard
looked like hell. - One word: Lightsabers.
- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg Collective to
death with a single glance and a gesture. - The Death Star doesn’t give a shit if a world is “Class M”
or not. - Luke Skywalker isn’t obsessed with having every alien
chick he encounters (just his twin sister). - Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on
his action. - The United Federation of Planets would be in for a big
surprise when trying to liberate any ship named “Slave I”. - Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid fields at 1/4
impulse power. Han Solo floors it.