men - Secret Language Decoded
December 26th, 2001
| “I’m hungry” | I’m hungry. |
| “I’m sleepy” | I’m sleepy. |
| “I’m tired” | I’m tired. |
| “Do you want to go to a movie?” | I’d eventually like to have sex with you. |
| “Can I take you out to dinner?” | I’d eventually like to have sex with you. |
| “Can I call you sometime?” | I’d eventually like to have sex with you. |
| “May I have this dance?” | I’d eventually like to have sex with you. |
| “Nice dress!” | Nice cleavage! |
| “You look tense, let me give you a massage.” | I want to fondle you. |
| “What’s wrong?” | I don’t see why your making such a big deal about this. |
| “What’s wrong?” | What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? |
| “What’s wrong?” | I guess sex tonight is out of the question. |
| “I’m bored.” | Do you want to have sex? |
| “I love you.” | Let’s have sex now. |
| “I love you, too.” | Okay, I said it… we’d better have sex now! |
| “Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.” | I liked it better before. |
| “Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.” | $50 and it doesn’t look that much different! |
| “Let’s talk.” | I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me. |
| “Will you marry me?” | I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. |
| (while shopping) “I like that one better.” | Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go home! |
| “I don’t think that blouse and that skirt go well together.” | I am gay. |