Women - Secret Language Decoded
December 26th, 2001
| You want | You want | We need | I want | It’s your decision | The correct decision should be obvious by now. | Do what you want | You’ll pay for this later. | We need to talk | I need to complain | Sure… go ahead | I don’t want you to. | I’m not upset | Of course I’m upset, you moron! | You’re … so manly | You need a shave and you sweat a lot. | You’re certainly attentive tonight. | Is sex all you ever think about? | I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! | I’m on my period. | Be romantic, turn out the lights. | I have flabby thighs. | This kitchen is so inconvenient | I want a new house. | I want new curtains | and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper….. | I need wedding shoes | the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. | Hang the picture there | NO, I mean hang it there! | I heard a noise | I noticed you were almost asleep. | Do you love me? | I’m going to ask for something expensive. | How much do you love me? | I did something today you’re really not going to like. | I’ll be ready in a minute. | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. | Is my butt fat? | Tell me I’m beautiful. | You have to learn to communicate. | Just agree with me. | Are you listening to me!? | [Too late, you're dead.] | Yes | No | No | No | Maybe | No | I’m sorry. | You’ll be sorry. | Do you like this recipe? | It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it. | Was that the baby? | Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. | I’m not yelling! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. | All we’re going to buy is a soap dish | It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? |
The answer to “What’s wrong?” | The same old thing | Nothing | Nothing | Everything | Everything | My PMS is acting up | Nothing, really | It’s just that you’re such an asshole | I don’t want to talk about it | Go away, I’m still building up steam |