A Star in the East
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor
says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”
The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps
getting these
cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most
mornings.”
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns
to the mother
and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this,
but your Debbie is
pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess.”
The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has
never ever been
left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?”
Debbie says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a
man!”
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares
out it. About
five minutes pass and finally the mother says, “Is
there something
wrong out there doctor?”
The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that
the last time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the
east and three
wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m
going to miss it!”