From Allusions to Illusions
I had a dream last night (which is oddness in itself). As all dreams by this time it was a little fuzzy, but I was throwing a party as I regularly do, but beyond that there seems to have been odd architectural changes to my house (like being three times as wide and having […]
Slavery is not wrong because slaves get beaten and mutilated and killed. That is a by product of the real problem with slavery which is that the slaves have no control over their economic value.
If my employer tells me they are going to cut my salary in half, I can (and probably would) leave. […]
Stage 1 – SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. […]
(from satirewire.com)
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (SatireWire.com) — Arab leaders today said they were skeptical of George W. Bush’s latest assertion regarding Iraq: that his father left his wallet in Baghdad and the United States just wants to dash in with 100,000 troops and get it.
“I don’t know, I’ve forgotten my wallet before, but I just have […]
Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of
making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and
he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities
of the brokerage business.
“Look at that yacht,” he said as they drove slowly past a marina. “That
belongs […]
Stray cats will not be fed.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I’m kind of concerned.
I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you’re giving me your number because I’m too shy to ask for it.
I finally get up the nerve to call […]
Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults:
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each
course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide
presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do rolls grow […]
Chicago:
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
New York:
One hand on wheel, one finger out window
New Jersey:
One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic.
Boston:
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Los Angeles:
One hand on wheel, one hand holding an […]
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Plague of Spotted Owls Threaten Crops, Livestock
Wealthy Widow Anna Nicole […]
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