Driving
Chicago:
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
New York:
One hand on wheel, one finger out window
New Jersey:
One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic.
Boston:
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Los Angeles:
One hand on wheel, one hand holding an avacado sandwich, cradling cell
phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap.
Ohio driver, but driving in California:
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Italy:
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk
to someone in back seat.
Seattle:
One hand on 12 oz. Double Latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone,
foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while
stuck in traffic
Texas:
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out
the window.
Alabama:
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on
floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna.
Florida:
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving
35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on.