Classes For Men
Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults:
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each
course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide
presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do rolls grow on the holders? Round
table discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the
seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the
floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and
fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other.
Help-line support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the
right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audiotape.
Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks? Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live together: Basic differences between your
mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation,
exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you’re going to be
late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
**Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.**