I hear alot of stories about how god fails to answer prayers when loved ones are sick. I didn’t want anyone to loose faith in the bible over this matter, and thought that we might look to the scripture to clear up the apparent problem and renew our faith, ahem:
Consider what the scripture has to say on answered prayers:
Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
James 5:16
You have to be a righteous man in order to get an answer. (effectual and fervent as well). That is to say,
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God. They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
Romans 3:10-12
That is, yes er, um, well, keep up the good work, beacuse, you see, since there are no righteous men, you are not righteous, but don’t despair because, err…
And they [Elizabeth and Zacharias] were both righteous before God, walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
Luke 1:6
You see, there are um, people, that is, well, what this clearly means is that…
well…
Elizabeth and Zacharias don’t exist. Thus the story continues:
And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth, To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin’s name was Mary. And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women. And when she saw him, she was troubled at his saying, and cast in her mind what manner of salutation this should be. And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with God. And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name JESUS. He shall be great, and shall be called the Son of the Highest: and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of his father David: And he shall reign over the house of Jacob for ever; and of his kingdom there shall be no end. Then said Mary unto the angel, How shall this be, seeing I know not a man? And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God. And, behold, thy cousin Elisabeth, she hath also conceived a son in her old age: and this is the sixth month with her, who was called barren. For with God nothing shall be impossible. And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her. And Mary arose in those days, and went into the hill country with haste, into a city of Juda; And entered into the house of Zacharias, and saluted Elisabeth.
Luke 1:27-40
so, um, well, you know, Zacharias and Elisabeth not existing, and therefore neither their house, we see that Mary, um, carrying the Son of God, entered into non-existence, and so, err, we see that….
Jesus never existed.
Now, from John:
My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father’s hand. I [Jesus] and my Father are one.
John 10:29-30
Thus Jesus not-existing, is the Father, and so, err, God does not exist. This is why, um, your prayers are not answered.
I hope that clears things up.
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