Pool Party
A rich man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, flirting, dancing and eating BBQ, shrimp and oysters.
At the height of the party, the host said, “I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in.” The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw his neighbor, James, in the pool! He was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both James and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally he strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
James then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, “Well,I guess I owe you a million dollars.”
“I don’t want that.” said James.
The rich man said, “I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?”
“That is not what I want!”, answered James.
Confused, the rich man asked, “Well, then what do you want?”
James said, “I want the name of the “%@!^*%$#^” who pushed me in the pool!”