What a long strange trip..
November 13th, 2002
Patient: “Huh? What? Where am I?”
Nurse: “You’re in a hospital. You have just come out of a coma.”
Patient: “How long was I in a coma?”
Nurse: “Ten years”
Patient: “Wow…Who is the President?” Patient: “How’s the economy?” Patient: “Who is advising the President? Patient: “Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?” Patient: “How long was I…”
Nurse: “Bush”
Patient:
Nurse: “Lots of layoffs lately.”
Patient:
Nurse: “Cheney and Powell.”
Patient:
Nurse: “Yes, regular airstrikes.”
Nurse: “Ten years.”