From Allusions to Illusions
Yes, are you aware of what the Eye of the Needle actually referred to?
I know you weren’t about to spout that gate in Jerusalem BS. Cause you’re not that gullible.
Besides the ethic was clearly cribbed from Plato who is said, “It is impossible fro an exceptionally good man to be exceptionally rich.” (Plato, LAWS, 743A)
We […]
Although locked in fierce competition for what seems like forever, God and the Devil meet once every week for coffee just to catch up with each other. One week they’re in heaven and the next they’re in hell.
When it was God’s turn to host last week, the Devil was whistling a happy tune as […]
First they came for the Communists,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a Communist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a Jew.
Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn’t speak up,
because I was a Protestant.
Then they came for me,
and by that time there was no one
left to speak up for […]
Yes, the faithful are a wonderful bunch. Just yesterday I was standing behind a car with a bumper sticker that said “Honk if you love Jesus”. So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, looked back at me and yelled, “Can’t you see the light is still red, you f%*&ing moron?”
~aj
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“To announce that there must be NO criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President Right or Wrong, is not only UNPATRIOTIC and SERVILE, but is Morally TREASONABLE to the American Public.”
–Former Republican President, Theodore Roosevelt
“What good is a smart bomb if you have a stupid president?”
– 3rd hand, unknown
A while ago magazine ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers. Here are the twelve finalists:
As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive […]
Martha Stewart Says:
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still
cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant “fix me up.”
Real Women Say:
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too
damn bad. Please recite with me the “Real Women’s” motto: […]
Article Not written by me, but archived
No matter how many times the president’s fundie sycophants and the pastors of America try to pervert history by invoking Christianity as the moral backbone of the founding fathers the truth stands for all time in the words of the men themselves
The Treaty of Tripoli, passed by the U.S. […]
Gleaned via my time machine from over 2000 years in the future, the debate over scripture still rages…
Q: I’m unclear about the nature of the Trinity. Can you explain it in more detail?
A: The nature of the Trinity is a tricky subject even for scholars. Essentially, the Godhead is composed of Santa Claus, Frosty (the […]
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