The drink does the talking…
Before you order a drink in public, you should read
this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if
they could nail a woman’s personality based on what
she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts. The results
Beer:
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Blender Drinks:
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the
ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
cabana boy.
Mixed Drinks:
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If
she’s interested, she’ll send YOU a drink.
Wine (does not include White Zinfandel):
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated
yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend
quiet evenings with friends.
White Zinfandel:
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is . .
. this should be an easy target.
Shots:
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and
looking to get totally drunk… and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have
been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be
careful not to make her mad!
Tequila: No explanations required - everyone just
KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum - The deal with guys
is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get
laid.
Wine: He’s hoping that the wine will give him a
sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn’t give a damn about anything but
getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the
toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He’s gay!