Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

- Dave Barry

You can’t be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least, you need a beer.

- Frank Zappa, 1940 - 1993

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

- Stephen Wright