From Allusions to Illusions
Although locked in fierce competition for what seems like forever, God and the Devil meet once every week for coffee just to catch up with each other. One week they’re in heaven and the next they’re in hell.
When it was God’s turn to host last week, the Devil was whistling a happy tune as […]
Comprehending Engineers - Take One:
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Comprehending Engineers - Take Two:
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a […]
There was this male engineer, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand an foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly.
The man found himself, he knew not how, […]
There are four engineers travelling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer.
The car breaks down.
“Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says the mechanical engineer.
“Well”, says the chemical engineer, […]
You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
You enjoy pain.
You know vector calculus but you can’t remember how to do long division.
You chuckle whenever anyone says “centrifugal force.”
You’ve actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
When you look in a mirror, you see a engineering major.
It is sunny and 70 degrees […]
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