Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:
December 22nd, 2001
- “This code is a gagh! You have no honor!”
- “A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!”
- “By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to
die!” - “You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where
you stand!” - “Our competitors are without honor!”
- “Specs are for the weak and timid!”
- “This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if
I am to do battle!” - “Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! Let’s ship it!”
- “My program has just dumped Stovo Core!”
- “Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior
who ever lived!”