From Allusions to Illusions
A rich man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, flirting, dancing and eating BBQ, shrimp and oysters.
At the height of the party, the host […]
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Customer: Hi, How much is your paint?
Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends.
Customer: On what?
Clerk: Actually, a lot of things.
Customer: How about giving me an average price?
Clerk: Wow, that’s too hard a question. The lowest price is $9 a gallon, and we have 150 different prices up to $200 a gallon.
Customer: What’s the difference in the […]
During the heat of the space race in the 1960’s, the U.S. National
Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball-point pen
to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.
After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was
developed at a cost of $1 million U.S. The pen […]
In
the
beginning
there was the
Hospital Adminis-
trator And He said,
“Let there be others to do
My work, that I might watch
over them”. And so He created as-
sistant administrators, each with the
power to beget others to do his work, that
he, in turn, might watch over them. And […]
So there’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird’s foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be […]
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.
I began to think alone - “to relax,” I told myself - but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking became more and […]
A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit. 9 Iron” The man looks round and doesn’t see anyone […]
Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a
London hotel’s staff and one of its guests. The London hotel
involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned.
Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my
bathroom since I have brought […]
ATLANTA (KRT) — And now for NBC’s impression of the Olympics on TV:
TRUMPETS: BOM! BOM! BOM-BOM BOM BOM BOM!
BOB COSTAS: Good evening, and as you can tell by the sound of the Olympic Theme Song that we play almost as much as we show Kerri Strug’s historic vault, it’s time for our broadcast of The […]
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